Is it a religious duck?
Or is it a civil rights duck?
Is it about imposing moral imperatives?
Or is it about protecting individual freedoms?
Is it about judgement?
Or is it about our right to not have our private beliefs and practices judged?
Is anyone listening to the other's side?
Or is it all a jumble of religious and political platitudes (or platypus's)?
So in the words of the immortal Marx Brothers: