It is obvious that Herman Cain is being brought down by a liberal media conspiracy.
Sure, go ahead and scoff. Go ahead and believe Cain is merely the latest politician to be toppled by a bimbo eruption. Go ahead and ignore the clear truth: Herman Cain is such a big threat to the Media Lords’ leftist agenda that he had to be eliminated.
This conspiracy goes back much farther than the brief months of Cain’s campaign, of course. It began back in the 1960s when the liberal media elites identified a Kenyan-born baby with an American mother; a child they could groom in secret to become their tool to destroy Christian America.
They arranged a fake birth announcement in Honolulu’s newspapers, indoctrinated the boy in the Muslim cesspool of Indonesia and, when the time was right, brought him to the exotic, multiracial pleasure garden of Hawaii where he could easily fit in and begin his surreptitious climb to power.
Once their man launched his faux-messianic quest for the White House, the media plotters knew success could not be assured unless their Chosen One faced a weak opponent, someone who would be unable to rally the enthusiastic support of Rush Limbaugh fans and other Real Americans.
So, they turned the erratic maverick, John McCain, into a media darling, giving him favorable, friendly coverage while they destroyed his opponents. When McCain won the Republican nomination, the media cabal bought insurance on his defeat. By secret methods – perhaps psychotropic drugs — they steered McCain toward an impulsive, insane choice. He picked Sarah Palin as his running mate; a clueless publicity hog from Alaska who could be easily ridiculed on Big Media’s news shows and parodied on their entertainment programs.
Thus, Barack Obama became the first non-American president of the United States.
But the victory of the liberal media cannot be complete until they make their dark design permanent by ensuring Obama’s re-election. And, clearly, only one man has stood in their way, someone who is their worst nightmare, the anti-Obama, the black conservative: Herman Cain.
Ah, but the liberals in the media are always several steps ahead. Anticipating the rise of the pizza man, they implanted feminist agents inside the National Restaurant Association. These shameless hussies threw themselves at poor Mr. Cain, enticing him, entrapping him and then bringing spurious charges of sexual harassment against him.
Most heinous of all, they insinuated a deep mole into Cain’s personal life, a woman known by the obviously fake name, “Ginger White.” She befriended Cain. She went on business trips with him. She shared rooms with him. She maintained this false relationship for 13 long years until she could perform the campaign coup de grace by revealing her “friendship” and alleging it was a torrid love affair.
Poor Herman Cain never stood a chance against the nefarious schemes of the elite liberal media.
Why, you may ask, would media companies that are deeply enmeshed in the capitalist system and run by rich families and Wall Street investors be so devoted to replacing American free enterprise with Kenyan anti-colonial socialism? And how, you may also wonder, could they be so prescient, so forward thinking that they could plot the rise of a Kenyan baby to the White House, yet not notice until it was too late that Craig’s List and Google were stealing all their business?
Well, if those questions bother you, if you entertain the possibility that there might be a simpler explanation for Herman Cain’s political demise – that he’s just a horny guy, for instance – then your problem is obvious.
You lack the boundless paranoia of a True Conservative.
From November 22, 2011