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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

TEN DOG RULES


1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only!

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

14 comments:

Jessica Pacheco said...

I found this article to be funny as I was once a dog owner. I often had conflicting ideas with my roommates on my dogs house privileges. i treated her like a spoiled child and she was allowed to roam free in the house when no one was around to say otherwise.

Mitch Yang said...

I found this article hilarious. Although I only allowed the dog to step 4. Later on I found that my roommate allowed her to step 10 o.O Wow was I angry.

Maura Goldberg COM101 6002 said...

We lost our 12 year old Lab in October so I loved this...we miss her so much still. Dogs are such a part of the family & should be spoiled.

Nick Pellegrini Com101-6002 said...

Hahaha, it seems like this is always the progression of a dog's privileges.

Luisa Galdamez Com 101 Sec HN 4041 said...

hahahaah this is soooo funny and true..i do this with my small poodle looking dog..he sheds hair like crazy but we still let him on the couches...his tooo cute.. haah

dulcenea leae com101-4041 said...

I believe I've mentioned in other comments that we have two dogs and these rules certainly does sound like my home. My dogs are always being given mixed commands because my mom spoils them so much and I try my best to discipline them. So, they pretty much do what they want as long as "mama dearest" says its okay. Spoiled pupps.

Anonymous said...

This shows how hard it is to say no.

Angelina Gomez
HN 4041

Chad Charles said...

There is something about that puppy face that people can't turn down. After all they are called mans best friend. Chad Charles Com 101 6002

taboada hn4041 said...

This is so cute and true, you set one rule but with their adorableness you give in more and more to rules haha

Leslie Gomez- COM. 101 Sec. 4041 said...

So adorable! Can't say no to puppies and doggies.

Alexis Donovan 4041 said...

Awh so true! My thought process was pretty much identical to this post but its soooo hard to say no! theyre just so darn cute

Alexander Medina Com101 4041 said...

Yes, this is very true! Once we got our dog we did not let him anywhere near our furniture or certain rooms. We've had our dog for about a year now and he does whatever he wants. Nobody can tell him no! haha

Dane Gerace com101 6002 said...

I made my wife read this one. The dog sleeps in her dog crate. Only when we go to bed. Only if I get up and put her in her crate. The dog takes up alot of room.

Anonymous said...

This is so true and adorable! I try to stand by the rules I first made for my dog but they'er just too cute and loving to say no to

Leah Genet COM114